Sex in Home Wrecker Room
The first time I met my wife Janis I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. She was in a Denny’s waitress uniform, dark brown skirt, with a light blue print blouse. She had panty hose on with black shoes. Her brown hair was pulled back in a French braid that went just past her neck. She had hazel eyes that where greener than anything else.
‘Hi David. I am a little buzzy right now.’ Pause. ‘I am getting ready to go out on a date.’
I have to tell you listing to her call it a date was music to my ears…
I floated home somehow. I have no idea how I got there. It was the best day of my life…
Janice chimed in with a “No, we wouldn’t have at all…” Her smile lit up the room.
I really didn’t notice that we were all that love-y-dove’y. But I guess we were.
“Oh… I knew I forgot something.”
I bought us a house on a fifteen-year mortgage. Moved in and had never been happier.
I believed that nothing would break us up. ever….
I came home that night calling out. “Hello I’m home.”
“Upstairs in the bathroom.” Janice called out.
I about came in my pants looking at her.
She was applying makeup when she turned around and said “What do you think?”
“That’s what I am hoping for, except I don’t want the love part. Just the lust.” She giggled.
“Yes. I bought it today. I played hooky after lunch a guy I met asked me out tonight.” She said.
I stood there trying to make sense of what she just said. “Asked you out???”
We hadn’t argued in several months, so I can’t see that she was mad at me. I started crying again.
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